It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The chlamydia really affected his face.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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