I want to stick my p in your. b.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
