it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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