good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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