at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
operation have a gay friend backfired
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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