...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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