Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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