Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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