we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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