Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we're making bets on your personal life
she pinky promised me she was 18
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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