1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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