About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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