can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
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Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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