so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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