nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
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You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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