I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
My cat gives me a boner
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize