how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
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I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
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I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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