is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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