Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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