He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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