We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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