Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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