So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
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I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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