Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
My bed smells like the plague
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