i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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