Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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