I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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