But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
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You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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