and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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