I hate all girls vehemently.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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