Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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