If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
it's like iHOP with fire
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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