Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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