My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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