soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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