p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities