Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?