i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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