she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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