32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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