Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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