Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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