ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
sex in a hospital.. check
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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