It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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