is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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