It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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