Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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