there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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