There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I love you. Go after that dick
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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