Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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