Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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