you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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