By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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