so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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