How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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