my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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