Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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