ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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