I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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