hell yes lets make some ravioli
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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