Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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