belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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